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“Like all great things, this too has ended.”

You did great, Old Spice Man… your awesome manliness will forever live on in the inter-web.

This Old Spice commercial exploded on the internet and the twitterverse. In case you haven’t seen it already, check it out below.

“I’m on a horse.” Love that line.

Nothing brightens up one’s day like the Muppets. MAMA!!! Dada??

Like those arrogant, egotistical people you meet in high school reunions, the iPhone gets what it deserves for being a complete bastard when all the other phones and bluetooth teams up.

Vodpod videos no longer available.

What would you do if you receive this child’s homework assignment?

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And the very next day, her mom send you this note:

I wish to clarify that I am not now, nor have I ever been, an exotic dancer.

I work at Home Depot and I told my daughter how hectic it was last week before the blizzard hit. I told her we sold out every single shovel we had, and then I found one more in the back room, and that several people were fighting over who would get it. Her picture doesn’t show me dancing around a pole. It’s supposed to be me selling the last snow shovel we had at Home Depot.

From now on I will remember to check her homework more thoroughly before she turns it in.

Ah, how I love a child’s innocence.

[Kentucky School News and Commentary]

Bored with your mundane life that’s constantly on playback? Why not hire an arch nemesis to put some thrill into your daily cycle. That’s what this person did when he posted up an ad on Craigslist. I guess it’s true that you’ll be able to find anything on there.

I’ve been trying to think of ways to spice up my life. I’m 35 years old, happily married with two kids and I have a good job in insurance. But somethings missing. I feel like I’m old before my time. I need to inject some excitement into my daily routine through my arm before its too late. I need a challenge, something to get the adrenaline pumping again. An addiction would be nice, but, in short, I need a nemesis. I’m willing to pay $350 up front and $350 after six months for you services as an arch enemy. Nothing crazy. Steal my parking space, knock my coffee over, trip me when Im running to catch the Go train and occasionally whisper in my ear, “Ahha, we meet again”. That kind of thing. Just keep me on my toes. Complacency will be the death of me. You need to have an evil streak and be blessed with innate guile and cunning. You should also be adept at inconsicuous pursuit. Evil laugh preferred. Send me a photo and a brief explanation why you would be a good nemesis.

British accent preferred.

Craigslist

This is what is called out of box thinking… One of the best ads I’ve seen so far. Thanks Keith for finding this gem.

Haven’t written anything in a while, but when I saw the new print campaign for Belgium for Love brand condoms I have to post it. Not sure if Bill Gates approved of his characaturish features as the head of a condom-wrapped penis, but it sure makes for one crazy-ass series of ads. Did I say series? Turns out Bill isn’t the only one featured. A tattooed Arnold Schwarzenegger also joins in as another beefy finger puppet. You can see the rest of the Brussel shop Troy’s handiwork here.

If you’re like me and always imagined what kind of personalities different fonts had, then this movie is for you. Watch Times New Roman and friends battle the forces of evil.

College Humor