Sometimes news stories just write themselves and let the “journalists” take a break. Like this one:
Competitive eating champion Takeru Kobayashi may be forced to sit out of Nathan’s Famous Hotdog Eating Competition in Coney Island, New York this year due to a sore jaw.
From eating too many hotdogs… and he’s the hotdog eating champ!
Thank you, Lady Irony…thank you.
Yahoo News
